Sunday 1 March 2009

A Short Guide To Car Booting...



Sunday mornings were made for a full English and a rummage through other people’s things. The second part is actually legal now due to the rising popularity of the good old car boot sale, where you can discover things you never knew you wanted just for a couple of pounds. Here are a few simple tips for you to really get the most out of your day out:

1. Bags – do not underestimate the size or shape of the tat you may find & the ease in which you can carry it home. This is where the Ikea big blue bag really comes into it’s own with it’s ability to take on a Mary Poppins bag-esque persona. Cram it full, you never know when you’re going to be back.

2. Charm – in an age free of manners there’s nothing better than a bit of a please and a thank you to help you get your own way, and this is especially relevant when it comes to haggling. Grab a dashing partner of the opposite sex & you can work the car boot room together winning over all you meet with ease and a smile.

3. Bulk Buy – so if you uncover something you do actually want you might as well see what else you can get thrown into the bargain. A few paper backs, mismatched tea cups, or ill fitting clothes can really make a difference to your car boot experience.

4. Elbows – full on physical violence isn’t really acceptable, but there’s nothing like a subtle elbow in the ribs to allow you to pass through crowds with grace and ease. Just be subtle about it though, and maybe throw in a bit of that charm we mentioned if you get into any trouble.

5. Dressing the Part – layering is an essential part of the car booting experience, and generally the uglier the outer layers the better. This way you stay warm, go largely unnoticed and loose all sense of your usual poise and decorum to get on your hands and knees and start digging.
J.

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